This is why you don’t make a homemade bomb to try to blow up some turtles, and then light a cigar
Old dude assaults female grocery store worker who was helping him take his groceries to his car
It sucks when you’re walking in a garden and you get an arrow in your arm
A white supremacist killed a child molester
The US may ban 3D plastic guns
FL teacher was asked to resign after these modeling pictures of her surfaced
No crime was committed after a Colorado teacher duct taped the mouths of 28 students???
This is the best obituary EVER
This guy was arrested for assaulting a Stormtrooper, and a Ghostbuster
Homeschool kids are a little strange
This guy stole weight-loss pills, teeth-whitening strips, and Rogaine
Health officials have confirmed two cases of a “sex-superbug”
THIS is the mascot they choose to raise awareness for testicular cancer??
This chick was arrested after drinking a box of wine in a convenience store bathroom
This chick was out celebrating the end of her DUI suspension, and got another DUI
27 Reasons Deep Dish Pizza is Better Than All Other Pizzas…Blasphemy
This chick’s photo with her and her baby will NOT appear in her school yearbook
Hot-ass chicks in their mugshots
Chewbacca saved a woman from a motel fire
May is “International Masturbation Month”
Dad complains over a Lego sticker
“Revenge Porn” lawsuits are starting to pop up…that’s not the only thing that’s popping up
If science gives people superpowers, will they use them for good or evil?








