Police are looking for a bank robber who “shushed” the teller when she started screaming
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Someone here in Florida won Powerball…expect some stupidity real soon
FL teen expelled from school, and charged with a felony for her lesbian relationship
The Most Unromantic Proposals EVER
Cops accidentally shoot a chick being held hostage
This bar is going to host the “Smallest Penis Contest”
The strengthening economy is killing Walmart
This college student faked his own kidnapping to avoid telling his parents about his failing grades
Nobody gets discriminated against like heterosexual white men
Woman missing for 11 years turns up in FL
Topless protest disrupts the opening of the Barbie Dream House
This dude attacked a mechanic with a big black dildo over his lost Mercedes
We can rebuild her…we have the technology
Man arrested for driving while naked…twice…in twelve hours
Man sues after his “personal lubricant” destroyed his penis
“Netflix Adultery” is actually ruining relationships
Pat Robertson says cheating is “in a man’s DNA”
Bacon restaurant forced to close because neighbors don’t like the smell of bacon








