According to this guy, penis numbing spray almost ruined his sex life

Chick gets arrested for being naked from the waist down, and said she was nude because she was “anticipating having sex”

Twin prostitutes retire after 50 years of selling sex

Couple planted razor blades in some doughnuts, and swallowed them to try to get a payout from a grocery store

You child finds, and eats a used condom found at a McDonald’s play area

Snotty bartenders suck

Argument over pants turns into a shooting

The new Pope is apparently wrapped up in some decades-old kidnapping scandal

This chick had a “Lying Cheating Sale”, and sold all of her husband’s stuff while he was “gone with his floozie”

If you are mentally ill, and live in California, they can take your guns

Top Reasons Why Living in the US Can Make You Detest St. Patrick’s Day

There’s drunk, and then there’s this guy

Drunk FL guy punches his girlfriend’s father, and bites a boat captain after getting caught having sex in the bathroom on a cruise

It’s ok to take your girlfriend’s baby for a walk…only you should try NOT to do so when you are naked, and high on PCP

Water has become America’s favorite drink

This chick avoided jail time for giving her boyfriend oral…in a bank