School puts up new playground equipment, and then condemns it as dangerous, and won’t let the kids play on it

Teacher suspended for dumping pencil shavings into a student’s mouth…at least she wasn’t banging him

Charlie Sheen wants the ex-cop/cop killer to call him

Speaking of Chris Dorner, authorities have offered $1 million for his capture

Chick in West Palm rented out her neighbor’s vacant house, and made more than $13,000

Fortune cookie company removes romantic messages after complaints from parents

Playmobil just released a bank robbery playset for kids aged 4-10…with PICS

Florida man is the “Nation’s Worst Superhero”

You would think that if you were trying to keep a cell phone in prison, and went as far as to shove it up your butt, that you would shut off the ringer

Drunk guy plows into a tree, and kills himself, and everyone in the car…now there is a lawsuit suing the homeowners because the tree was in their yard

The Business Mullet

Best Guy-Who-Got-Into-a-Fight-at-Walmart Mugshot EVER

This chick was one digit off on her bank account number, and accidentally direct-deposited her paycheck into someone else’s account…for two years

It’s a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread, only more cheese

Remember that 9-year-old that gave birth in Mexico?  Yeah, turns out she’s actually 15 or older

Woman sues this gym because a worker there made her lose her Zen

6 People Who Took Overprotective Parenting Way Too Far

Statue depicts the world’s most famous sexual assault

18-year-old FL chick arrested for giving a 9-year-old hickeys

Law office giving way a free divorce for Valentine’s Day

New bar in New York has a “Gangs of New York” theme

This chick got pregnant just so she could get a tummy tuck on the government’s dime

Teacher who had one of her student’s baby gets jail time

The First Song Composed and Recorded in Space Actually Rocks


Here’s The Freakshow’s “Mugshots of the Week”

Man who suffers from “Popeye deformity” sues Walmart for $1.3 million


What Your Flowers Really Say on Valentine’s Day

50 Horrible Photos Taken by Professional Photographers

This chick passed out drunk at a friend’s house…while her kids were home alone

10 Jobs Where You’re Most Likely to Hook Up With Co-Workers

This gentleman distracted his girlfriend while his friends stole her TV

The “Southern Diet” is killing us