Sure, they might rip off your kid’s face, but by all means, please do adopt a pitbull this holiday season

Nothing takes away the stress from assaulting your 3-year-old, and leaving him for dead than taking off to have some fun at Universal Studios

The 32 Best New Memes of 2012

5 Charts About Climate Change That Should Make You Very Worry

There was a dispute over a corndog, and then things got all stabby

 

Two people won Powerball, and you weren’t one of them

Speaking of…Beware the office lottery pool

Apparently this teacher who banged one of her students is ugly enough to go to prison

Breast implant takes a bullet

If bad parents told the truth, this is what they’d say

Big surprise, Bill O’Reilly can’t figure out “Gangnam Style”

This guy took pictures of his daughter wearing lingerie to try to sell his car on eBay

This guy found out his wife did porn back in the day, and she never told him about it…is that a deal breaker?

Powerball ticket sales are the highest here in the state of Florida

Lindsay Lohan got arrested this morning for fighting

This is how much time we spend on social media

These people named their baby “Hashtag”, or “#” for short

The Aurora shooter blames his therapist for “brainwashing” him into killing those people in a theatre

Guy learns that his wife used to be a man, man

Courtney Stodden hiding a lot of dark secrets?