9-year-old kid finds his parent’s savings of almost $4,000, takes it, and spends it all on candy

This disbarred attorney had to leave his office, so he took a sledgehammer to some walls, drew penises all over the place, before finally going to the bathroom on the floor…I assume he won’t be getting his deposit back

21-year-old cons his way back into high school so he can play football again.  Uncle Rico unavailable for comment

Check out the President’s jet that protects him from nuclear attack, asteroids, or terror attacks

A fully-stocked bar floats up on shore as a result of Sandy

These 2 jackasses got arrested for posing for a picture in front of a deputy helicopter

1 in 3 men can’t see their penis…which is pretty much a guarantee that nobody else is seeing it either

Man found with genitals in his wallet…I don’t think you can use that to buy anything

Happy that Colorado, and Washington allow you to smoke weed?  Not so fast

The real Spiderman

Donald Trump’s post-election Tweets

9 Jobs That pay $95,000 a Year