President Obama wins

A woman here in FL gets banned from voting …for wearing a MIT t-shirt

This transparent “bouncy castle” is a playground for adults

Woman who drove on a sidewalk gets an appropriate punishment

Female cop gets $1 million because colleagues used the police database to look up her picture over 400 times

Elderly man dies at a polling place, gets revived, then votes

This guy raped a chick, and then gave her his phone number

“Excerpts from my erotic novel about my co-workers”

FL man who was arrested for having sex with his donkey wants it back

Naked flasher ruins a wedding…”ruins”, or “made it better”?

Former Playboy Playmates arrested in a massive brawl…giggity

Woman’s campaign signs stolen, and she gets this postcard from the thief

This jackass tried to pay $2 for a $228 TV

It is now totally cool to smoke weed in Colorado…or as we call it “the future home base of The Freakshow”

Woman fined $2500 because her 3-year-old peed outside

Is weight discrimination at work illegal?  Why don’t you put down the cookie and find out

Verizon employees steal nude pics from this chick’s phone, and shared them