If you ever wanted to see 80 Teddy Ruxpin dolls strapped to a wall, screaming the subconscious of the internet, then here you go

“We were Nazis, then we discovered marijuana”

When two chicks want to go back to your hotel room with you at four in the morning, it means you are probably going to get robbed


Men obsessed with their muscles are more sexist, more likely to believe thin women are more attractive

Check out this 1976 McDonald’s ad aimed at black people

Here’s how the rest of the world sees you America

Oreo posted a pic supporting Gay Pride Day, and got a TON of negative comments on their Facebook page

The government wants fat people to get counseling

Jealous zombie husband ate his wife’s lip

Why are American kids so spoiled?

Now you can Tweet an alien

Way to go “dad”…this ass got arrested at his kid’s 8th grade graduation ceremony

50 Cent doing “ok” after being hit by a Mack truck

It’s kind of like “Home Alone”, only stupider

Man faces felony assault charges for throwing French fries

FL man on synthetic drugs eats a dog

My Father the Hipster

Court rules that child circumcision is an “assault”

Waitress suing over skimpy outfit she had to wear at work

Octomom has a boyfriend

Regis is “desperate” to return to TV

Should you divorce a sex addict?